Kiko online calendar sells for $258,100 on eBay

Any time there's something big like this on ebay i'm interested. Like entire towns, moldy haunted bras, someone's forehead as tattooed advertising space, the world's largest cheetoh, or the image of mary on a grilled cheese sandwich. This time around, tucows.com was discovered to be the winning bidder under the name "powerjoe1998". For some reason that name reminds me of a big sweaty jock lifting weights in Gold's Gym.