TEKNO the robot dog won't crap on the carpet

The year is 2006. Kids no longer play in the mud™, climb trees™, hit eachother with sticks™, or wrestle with a real live dog™. Now, kids play with TEKNO THE ROBOT DOG! Who could want anything else? You dont have to chain TEKNO up in the back yard, feed it regularly, or even give it a fun name - it already has one: TEKNO!!!!!!!!!!