WHY DID BILLY MAYS HAVE TO DIE!?!?!??

Dead at age 50 on June 28, 2009, Billy Mays was arguably the best pitchman in the entire world. That's pretty much what there is to say about Billy Mays, the guy who pitched products such as OxiClean, Mighty Putty, and the quick chop, before the slap chop came around and kicked the crap out of the quick chop.
Despite Billy Mays' obnoxiously high pitched and loud voice, he will be missed because Billy Mays was really cool - almost as cool as Chuck Norris.